Special Guest Contribution: Why Gulls Suck
“…the bald eagle IS truly a badass, and is symbolic of the essential badassery of this once great country…”
MBFA Reviews the new Angry Birds movie and man, does it suck. 5/5 Turds. Certified Shitty.
Breaking News: Chipotle responds to MBFA proposal – will begin selling goose burritos probably soon.
MBFA is an excellent example of corporate citizenship.
Hello MBFA readers. This is a reminder to follow us on Twitter @MakeBirdsFood. We are taking our fight against the avian menace to the Twitterverse, so be sure to follow us!
In the state of Ohio, you may not hunt/kill/eat a Canada Goose without consent from the Dept of Natural Resources. So let’s get the ball rolling.
Infographix are a useful means of transforming complex problems into simple visual explanations. Here’s MBFA in terms even a Hillary supporter could understand.
Some birds are delicious, some birds are destroying society. MFBA applies the power of God’s Science to answer the important questions of our time. Birds: Let’s rack ‘em, stack ‘em, and eat ‘em.
See what MBFA fanatics are saying right now.
Turns out peacock is delicious but makes one gassy. Penguin, unsurprisingly, tastes like waterlogged ass.
In this recently obtained man-on-the-street video footage, a pack of innocent women and children are viciously attacked without provocation by a murder of ravenous crows. It’s high time we fought back against this aggression. MBFA