For some reason, the Canada Goose, not to be confused with the Canadian Goose, which doesn’t exist, was having a rough time back in the 60’s. I think some of our readers can relate to that – there was a lot of cultural and socio-economical change occurring in that era. Legislation was introduced to protect the birds and scientific evidence, as shown by the posted line chart, clearly demonstrates a complete and stunning turnaround.
By now, everyone in North America understands the situation. There are simply too many Canada Geese up in here. They are ubiquitous and so is their shit. There IS a solution, however, and that solution involves eating them.