So What DOES a Peacock Taste Like?

At MBFA, we discuss the act of eating birds.  This conversation leads to many interesting, thought provoking questions.  The one that we get the most is:  “Hey, John E, love the site man…say, what does [insert avian sub-species] taste like?”.

Great question, reader.  The answer is, of course, “It depends!”  Birds come in a range of flavors, textures, chewiness, moisture content, and other important culinary dimensions.  One universal truth does apply, however:  they all taste like Freedom and Freedom tastes delicious.

For more specifics, we’ve done some field/internet research and found this.  Turns out peacock is delicious but makes one gassy.  Penguin, unsurprisingly, tastes like waterlogged ass.

penguin

 

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