Hard Science: So many birds to eat, how do we choose?

Birds.  MBFA readers know they need to be eaten.  But how does one determine which birds to dine on?  Should I roast a Canada Goose breast?  Perhaps some deep fried pigeon wings in buffalo sauce!?

It is a most difficult decision, given the sheer number of birds plaguing our society today. But MBFA is here to help!  Through the rigorous scientific process of Googling bird types and placing them on the below chart we have provided society with a handy tool to assist in the decision making process…a menu, if you will.

By focusing our efforts in the Golden Quadrant of Consumption, we can both maximize our freedoms and satiate our appetite for roasted fowl.

goldenquad

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