Maybe you didn’t know, but the staff at MBFA are men of culture. We’re Renaissance Men – interested in all sorts of things related to eating birds. Today we’re stepping out into the world of the cinematic arts and providing our readers with an in-depth review of “The Angry Birds Movie”.
To be frank, we actually didn’t go see this movie. There is no conceivable way that anyone would be able to persuade me to spend 2 hours and $12 of my life on this latest Hollywood shitshow. For fucksakes. Angry Birds movie?
Anyway, here’s our rating: Big surprise, it was terrible and it gets the maximum 5 of 5 Goose Turds, which means it is an MBFA Certified Shitty movie. Congratulations to everyone involved in the project and Hollywood in general. Please go choke yourselves.