MBFA Movie Review: The Angry Birds Movie

Maybe you didn’t know, but the staff at MBFA are men of culture.  We’re Renaissance Men – interested in all sorts of things related to eating birds.  Today we’re stepping out into the world of the cinematic arts and providing our readers with an in-depth review of “The Angry Birds Movie”.

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To be frank, we actually didn’t go see this movie.  There is no conceivable way that anyone would be able to persuade me to spend 2 hours and $12 of my life on this latest Hollywood shitshow.  For fucksakes.  Angry Birds movie?

Anyway, here’s our rating:  Big surprise, it was terrible and it gets the maximum 5 of 5 Goose Turds, which means it is an MBFA Certified Shitty movie.  Congratulations to everyone involved in the project and Hollywood in general.  Please go choke yourselves.

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3 Comments Add yours

  1. Alena says:

    Thanks for review, already released 🙂

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    1. Nice to hear from you, Alena. What did you think of the movie? I think the timing of it is pretty pathetic…I mean, Angry Birds was a thing about 3-4 years ago.

      (Also, you left out the word “the” in your post and have some sentence structure issues as well.)
      J.E. Grammar

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      1. Alena says:

        Not bad 🙂 But i think nor for little kids 🙂

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