With another benevolent twirl of his pen, Trump makes us all safer and embettered.
The MBFA staffers are all big time NFL fans. We also really like science and math and know that statistical analysis of complicated phenomena generally leads to understanding and truth. We’ve noticed a disturbing trend in the NFL – and that is the proliferation of successful bird-themed teams. The Seahawks are winning big again…the Eagles are surprising…
Hello MBFA readers. This is a reminder to follow us on Twitter @MakeBirdsFood. We are taking our fight against the avian menace to the Twitterverse, so be sure to follow us!
In this recently obtained man-on-the-street video footage, a pack of innocent women and children are viciously attacked without provocation by a murder of ravenous crows. It’s high time we fought back against this aggression. MBFA