HIS NAME WAS YONAS
With another benevolent twirl of his pen, Trump makes us all safer and embettered.
Another #ShittyLifehax from your friends at MBFA
When Magpies attack, we all lose.
Originating from the Buddhist and Hindu tradition, ‘karma’ is a spiritual concept of cause and effect. It implies that the actions you take now or in the past can affect your future.
“…the bald eagle IS truly a badass, and is symbolic of the essential badassery of this once great country…”
Breaking News: Chipotle responds to MBFA proposal – will begin selling goose burritos probably soon.
MBFA is an excellent example of corporate citizenship.
In the state of Ohio, you may not hunt/kill/eat a Canada Goose without consent from the Dept of Natural Resources. So let’s get the ball rolling.
Infographix are a useful means of transforming complex problems into simple visual explanations. Here’s MBFA in terms even a Hillary supporter could understand.
Some birds are delicious, some birds are destroying society. MFBA applies the power of God’s Science to answer the important questions of our time. Birds: Let’s rack ‘em, stack ‘em, and eat ‘em.
Turns out peacock is delicious but makes one gassy. Penguin, unsurprisingly, tastes like waterlogged ass.